Friday, September 9, 2011

Undead Anonymous Scene IV Part 2

Senator

Hey, no cross talk. I’m Senator and I’m an addict.

All

Hi Senator.

Senator

Well well. I think—

(A huge bang is heard from the other side of the door)

Chris

Shit. Where’s the axe?

Rita

I thought you said they were moving on, Senator!

Senator

They are!

(Door bangs again)

Aaron’s Voice

Help! Someone help me out here!

Ron

Oh my God.

Danny
Aaron?!

Chris

Quick, get the door!

Senator

No! Listen! There are others out there!

Cody

Well, uh, yeah, that’s probably why he wants in.

Senator

If you let him in the others will know we’re here!

True

So, you want us to leave him!

Senator

He shouldn’t have run off. He made that decision.

Danny

And I’m making this one.

(Danny moves the desk and begins to open the door)

Senator

No!

(Danny opens the door. Aaron comes charging in, holding an unconscious girl. Danny helps him. Rita runs to shut the door, but as she does, a slimy hand darts out and grabs her shirt. Rita screams and tries to pull away, but the hand starts to drag her out the door. Senator backs slowly away in fear. Chris runs forward with the axe and chops the undead arm off, just as True shuts the door. Ron and Cody hurry to barricade the door as Senator watches)

Aaron

Fuck fuck fuck fuck!

Chris

(To Rita)

You alright?

Rita

Yeah. God that was close.

Chris

Let me see.

(Inspects Rita)

Chris

Looks like your shirt took most of it. I don’t see a scratch anywhere.

Rita

Seriously Chris, if you hadn’t been there…

Chris

Hey, it’s okay.

(She jumps in his arms. He looks a little startled)

Aaron

Motherfuckers! Those fucking motherfuckers! Fuck!

Cody

What the hell, Aaron? Who is this? What were you thinking?

Aaron

Don’t fucking touch her! I got her, okay? Just back the fuck up!

Senator

Okay, guys, Aaron’s right. Let’s give our guest a little breathing room here.

Cody

Seriously? You almost got us killed, TWICE, just so you could get some apocalyptic pussy?

Aaron

I swear to fucking god, Cody, you keep flapping your fucking mouth…

Danny

Easy Cody. You know how Aaron gets.

Cody

Yeah, suicidal. I know.

Senator

So, Aaron, are you going to remember your manners and introduce us to your, um, lady friend?

Aaron

Just don’t touch her. Everyone, this is Jodi. Jodi, this is everyone.

(Jodi’s still unconscious. Aaron picks up her hand and gives it a little wave)

Aaron

She’s not doing so well. Do we still have water?

True

Right here. Set her down Aaron. She’ll be fine.

(Aaron reluctantly sets her down. True brushes Jodi’s hair way and gives her a little water. Jodi chokes on it and wakes up gasping)

Aaron

Fucking ay.

True

Jodi? Can you hear me?

Jodi

Aaron…it’s me…

Aaron

Hey baby. I’m right here.

Jodi

Guess you’re already at the meeting….

Aaron

What? You’re here too babe.

Jodi

So glad you’re going back…anyway, I’m parked outside, I’ll see you when you’re done…love you…

Aaron

Jodi?

(Jodi passes out)

Danny

She’s delirious. She’s probably had less to eat than us and no water…

Cody

That was her car you saw…

Aaron

She didn’t get bit, I fucking swear. I popped the fucker trying to get in, but then three just came outta nowhere, I had no time to run or fight or anything. She unlocked the door and we’ve been hiding out ever since.

True

How did you get past them?

Aaron

I cut myself and bled on this jacket of Jodi’s. Threw it out the window, hoping they’d go for the smell of fresh blood. Sure enough, fuckers ran toward it like a fag at a Celine Dion concert. I grabbed her and just ran as fast I as fucking could.

Senator

You’re lucky you weren’t killed.

True

We should get her something to eat. Ron, go get a bottle of water and some Ramen.

Ron

On it.

Senator

She’s going to affect our food supply.

Danny

We’ve still got enough for three weeks. She needs to get her strength back.

True

Not too much at once, her stomach won’t be able to take it. Jodi? You there Jodi?

Jodi

…I’m parked outside…see you…done…

True

Come on, Jodi, wake up.

Jodi

Aaron.

Aaron

I’m right here, Jodi baby. Come on. Come back to me.

(Ron comes back with a bowl of Ramen and some more water)

Ron

Here, let’s bring her over here and set this up…

(Aaron picks her up. Danny, True, Senator, Ron and Cody follow to a corner of the room. Aaron lays Jodi down on a table)

Rita

Crazy, isn’t it?

Chris

Yeah. I didn’t even know someone was actually friends with Aaron, let alone dating him.

Rita

Did you ever see her before?

Chris

Well yeah, but I always thought she was his cousin or something.

Rita

Well, addicts need love too, right?

Chris

I guess. But it’s not real, you realize that right? We can’t love. It’s always lust. The way we crave people, want them, desire them, need them, it’s all tied to our addictions. We’re just jumping from one fix to another. It’s like what Danny always talks about, the dangers of cross addiction. You need to stay abstinent from all kind of mood altering substances or you’ll just get sucked in again.

(Chris stares off into the distance. Rita is staring at Chris)

Rita

Uh huh. It must be hard for you to see Aaron reunited with his girlfriend. Do you think yours is still out there?

Chris

I don’t have a girlfriend.

Rita

Oh, that’s a shame.

(Cody approaches Chris and Rita. Looks at them suspiciously)

Cody

Hey Rita, Jodi’s coming around. I think she could use some like, female presence.

Rita

True’s with her.

Cody

Like I said, she could use a female presence.

Rita

Fine. (turns to Chris) Hey, would you mind if I joined you tomorrow for those meditation thingies you do? I could use some relaxation.

Chris

Sure. I like to be in the nursery around 5:00.

Rita

In the morning?

Chris

That’s when you get the best light.

Rita

Okay, sounds great. It’s a date.

Chris

Uh…

Rita

See you then.

(Rita tries to turn and walk away sexy. Doesn’t really work)

(end scene)

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