(lights up)
I gotta tell you, I don't know what's wrong. I find your suggestions very offensive and frankly, I don't think you know what you're talking about. I am perfectly out of my mind. I know exactly how to use my body, I can get into a dancing zone, hell, I can make it rain with my dances! I can lose it. I can get down. I can get out of my mind!
Watch this shit!
(He hits a song on his Iphone and starts busting some serious hip hop moves)
I never had a dance lesson. I really don't dance; I just get in a zone.
(The dancing does not have to match his speech)
I don't think there's ever been a person like me in dancing history. My concept is brilliant, I call myself "Twitch". I'm an All Star. It's about me at the end of the day, doing the most incredible hip hop ever anywhere. If I don't get an Emmy for this I don't know why not. I mean, who the hell am I ?
I guess that's why I'm in therapy now. I came because of some "life crisis" but really, I'm just a hip hop star stuck in this form. This is my world, you're just visiting. I cannot tell you how ridiculous you are with your clipboard, and your questions about me crying in public, and you have no idea what is like Being Twitch. I am an All Star, god damn it!!
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This one could be very scary to watch, actually. It is kind of funny, but mostly extremely creepy when I think about it.
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