Season Three: Planet of the Monkeys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE&feature=av2e

Mona:

Hey Frank. Is that a good name for a fly? I don't know, I always think that alliteration names are kind cute for brainless animals. See? I can talk to other species. I am a very open and accepting ape. Some keep saying I'm a freak, but really I'm not. I'm not a freak, I'm not insane, I'm just complaining when everyone else thinks they're fine. But I tell the truth and it's like I'm objecting at a wedding. All I'm saying is...something. I'm trying to say something that I can't even form into words. I thought...I thought maybe I could talk to the abomination today, the human, but I couldn't do it. My tongue felt like a piece of wax. Like a candle that was made way too long. All I can see in my mind is the top half falling off into a warm puddle of candle entrails. I am disgusting, aren't I? What's more pathetic Frank? The fact that I can't find anyone in my own species or that I have a crush on a human? A kind, decent, decidedly less hairy human. Is this one of those gross fetish things that no one else has? Am I really just a loser?

Don't believe everything you breathe into your life Frank. I guess that's the best piece of advice I can give you. I believe that I love him. I believe that it might work out. I breathed all of that in and I can't even tell you if it's real or not. Are you still there Frank?

Frank?