Dear Alice,
I'm really confused. I don't get this sexting thing. My boyfriend keeps asking me to do it and I'm really embarrassed. I mean, I read US Weekly Religiously! Seriously, I used to cut out articles and fold them like a bookmark in my Bible so I could have something to do during mass.
But my point is, I've seen the repercussions of sending dirty messages via a personal messaging device: Tiger Woods! Jessie James! Almost the entire cast of High School Musical. I don't want to encourage this kind of behavior in my boyfriend. I've been training him for 3 years now, and this kind of thing can ruin so much progress. What can I do to get him to think it's his idea to stop this nonsense?
~Manipulating With Love.
Dear Nip Lover,
Well, first of all, I have no idea what sexting really means. I know that sexting, according to the ever reliable wikipedia web site ( because what better place to research a made up word?) is known as "the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photographs, primarily between mobile phones" so I suppose if you're a conservative girl in bed to begin with this might not be your cup of tea. Or, as my grandmother always said "Don't put in a letter what you wouldn't want on the front page of the newspaper or one of those Me-Pod casts or Pod People Space accounts. Get nanu his cough medicine now".
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